Barack is the Democrat's Christ

My conservative friends and I were sitting around talking about the election. now, most of us know, and admit, that we are in for a terrible November. We were talking about the campaign, and we were talking about Barack's speeches. Then my friend, Scott, started going off, "That guy is going to save the world and heal my soul. Ever listened to one of his speeches? He promises you everything. Paying too much for gas? (He throws his hands up in the air, almost giving the touchdown signal) Barack Obama. Don't have a job? (TD signal) Barack Obama. Don't want a job? (TD signal) Barack Obama. Don't want to pay support to your baby mama? (TD signal) Barack Obama. Got the gout? (TD signal) Barack Obama. Wrecked your car? (TD signal) Barack Obama."

Needless to say, that was cracking my shit up. Also, our liberal friends we un-impressed. They would try to make a point, but one of would throw up the touchdown signal and say "Barack Obama". For the balance of the night, anytime anyone would talk negative, or talk about a problem; yup, you guessed it, touchdown signal and "Barack Obama".

Later,

B

P.S. If you need to ask what the touchdown signal is, don't talk to me.